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Yeah, we got kicked out of Limp Bizkit...yeah, who's laughin' now?? huh??
-We're just kinda the awkward guys who play music.
-Good evening boys and girls, welcome to the nutcracker. This is Rob Tim, i will crack your nuts. today im going to teach u a little lesson about life, the rob tim way
-Joel is a strange kid...he grew up in a weird place.
-I wanted to do something different. it started out just as a bleached spot and I wanted some color. Why not pink?
-one egg, one sperm, two babies.
-Keep representin' GC, cuz you know we're representin' you!
-Black nailpolish didn't come with testosterone.
-We don't really consider ourselves a punk rock band. Punk rock is supposed to be anti-clique, but these days, even punk rock has gotten cliquey.
-I got all the hoes!
-I was in a boyband myself...
-Joel, your gloves SUCK!
-That's funny, we were just talking about sex!
-That performance really moved me...I gotta go now.
-Yeah, of course, the boxers are yummy and its the bacon that gets the gals! no wait...its the other way around..
-Stop watching them making out!
-I have a confession to make: I love making out. It's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out.
-Hey guys. I have some bad news for you...we were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow. Our bad.
-I'm agoraphobic...I just want someone to love me.
-This one time, Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her up and pretend I was him. And she said no and then she said "This isn't Joel, is it?" and I said, "No its Benj!"
-I sell out everyday. I say give me 5 bucks and I'll give you a kiss.
-Yea on our first day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like, 'come on guys we have to hurry to space mountain!' And this morning when I walked in the bathroom I swear I heard him singing when you wish upon a star.
-(If he wasnt in the band) I'd be in jail.
-I can disappear..watch! *gets up out of his seat and leaves*
-I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And then I wet my pants...but they fell off...so I couldn't wet them...so it must have been the kid standing next to me.
-Now form a circle pit! *stops playing* I said, NOW FORM A CIRCLE PIT!!!
-I'm gonna go...walk...into traffic.
-Some of these kids don't really know where we're coming from. We were the losers in school that got our asses kicked for wearing the same shirt everyday. For us to forget that past would mean that we haven't learned anything. Besides, it can be taken away so quickly, you really do have to stay level-headed.
-We grew up so fucking poor. We were slums, hoodlums, troublemakers. It really gives you a bad look on life. I hated everything. Then one day I had an epiphany and realized that you can go around in a bad mood all of the time, but it won't do any good. If you pull the positive points out of something, you will enjoy life a lot more.
-(During Seasons) This is the makeout song. Although you should ask the person first, cause I've had some troubles with that before.
-Come on everyone, put your hands in the air and sway back and forth. Let's get a big Hippie 'We are the world' thing goin on!
-Me? Fail English? Thats UNPOSSIBLE!!
-They used to call him Joely Moley.
-Did I mention I'm allergic to everything?
-(Imitating Joel)Christina Aguilera tried to make out with me..And I shut her down!
-(About the bengay incident) I pulled my own pants down and put it on myself and said "You guys leave me alone!"
-Life is Benji...the rest is just details...Benji is life!
-Look! There's JOEL! There's...the other one!
-Good Charlotte's for the kids!
-We like to go to shoppingmalls and harrass people.
-Whats my official statement? My official statement is...that I've been wearing the same underwear for the the past four days!
-(About fighting with Joel)When we fight, it's not about things you think we'd fight about, like music. Its about like, I'll wear Joel's socks and he'll be like, "Dude...dude...I told you not to wear my socks, dude...You know I like my socks...Benji..Dude, oh are those my boxers too? Dude ooh..Ohh do you have to go there? Dude...dude!" And then we're, like, in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'what do you think we should do?'"I don't care..are those my boxers? DUDE!"
-I'm dirty.
-I used to work at target as a stock boy, but I got fired for falling asleep and drooling all over everything.
"They symbolize that I can do what I want. They ensure that I will never work a regular job." - Benji (on his tattoos and piercings)
"I'm learning Italian right now. 'Gratzi.'" - Benji
"It's a weird story actually. We were all going to your mom's house. We all got there at the same time and met on the porch." - Benji (on how the band met)
"Getting beat." - Benji (on his best childhood memory)
"I can freak." - Benji
"You know who else likes making out? Sum 41. I know from first-hand experience...or, my friend does...." - Benji
"We're kids from Waldorf." - Benji
"I don't have a phone." - Benji
"State your position!" - Benji
Uh, my names Benji. I grew up in Waldorf, Single white male. Enjoys long walks on the beach In search of someone sensitive and caring for conversation, friendship, possible serious relationship, coffee or a good book. - Benji
Benji: When I meet girls I like, I throw up on them
(Will from Fenix TX runs by yanks off Benjis Beanie an says AHHH hes got a Mowhawk)
Benji: Thats Will from Fenix TX..Hes an A-Hole! BYE WILL!
"They call me Benj, they call him Joel." - Benji
"This is a sweet song, it's for the guys of MxPx. Cause one night, I was having a real tough night, one of the guys from MxPx invited me on his bus. He helped me out a lot, yeah, he held me all night long." - Benji
"My ass smells like Joel." - Benji
Benji: This is Joel at the mall..."Hey girl, who you with? You ever heard that song 'Little Things?' Yo, that's about me, girl...Awww yeah..."
"Joel wants to be an actor"
Steve Feinberg took the little GC seed and maximized it... Steve was the pit bull we needed. He's more than our manager." -Benji
Because I care, because I love you. Because it's a must. Because, BECAUSE YOU NEED CLEAN SOCKS!* benji to joel :)
"Mother says I need to try to look more respectable."
Benji: "Joel's in touch with his feminine side"
"Someone call the fire department this one's out of control!"~Benj
Benji: Do you guys say wanker?
Benji: All right, well I think Joel gets a little sweaty and nervous when you talk to him...
Benji: I'm usually sarcastic, but I'm not being sarcastic right now!
Benji: You know, if one kid bought a record for every one kid that said I suck..that'd be a lot of platinum records, man!
Benji: It's a lot of fun, the Internet. I think it's gonna be big.
Benji: And me and Joel were thinking that we should change our band to be rap medal so we could be rich too. I'd buy 6 cars.
Benji: *reading a post* P.S. Benji is a better host than Joel.
Benji: Graffiti's good kids. Get out there!
Benji: "Bonjour biatch!" "Au revoir biatch!"
"I knew that all this would happen. From the day we started the band I knew--not in a cocky way, but it was just a feeling. A very comforting feeling. So it was exciting when it happened and it was, like, amazing, and it was really crazy, but it wasn't unexpected." -Benji
"My mom's the strongest lady that I know" -Benji
Benji: No, I didnt watch it (Sesame Street). I watched Mr. Rogers though. That guy is creepy.
Do you get along with the other band members?
Benji: Not at all. Theyre all assholes. As soon as I find some other guys to replace them with, theyre out. Nah, were all friends. We all get along. Joel and I are best friends.
"I don't know how your gonna take this, but Santa Claus isn't real, Bro..." -Benji to Joel. (OH NO!)
"You know, I just like to keep it all in the family." -Benji, after being accused of having relations with Joel. (THATS MY FAVORITE ONE!!)
"Sometimes it doesn't feel real,then I realize that it is, like when I'm walking home from the studio to the subway at night and I realize that we're in New York making a record. We've been doing this for four years, and there were all those times when we were crammed into a car, driving three hours home from a gig and we hadn't even made enough money to pay for gas. It's thinking of those times that it really hits you. We daydreamed all this stuffand now it's all happening." -Benji
"We had our first band practice maybe two weeks after I started playing guitar. I knew three chords: D, G and A! I became fascinated with all of the late-Seventies punks. There was something about those old recordings, those seven-inch singles...There's no music that sounds like that today because of the raw quality." -Benji
Joel Qoutes
Who the hell is Survivor? Can you make the title of this article, "Who the hell is Survivor?"
Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you can go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you wanna be.
Yes, I am pimping this coat, thank you very much.
You can only start a boyband if you kill one of the ones already out there.
I wanna see all of you making out during this song.
Walking all along the...grass...ya told me..ah ya'll I forgot the words...
yeah, I hurt my finger. Does anyone have a bandaid?
I'm kinda disappointed that Canada isn't like the South park movie said it was.
We're definitely not jaded. We never really considered ourselves serious muscians who are changing music. We're just kids who wanted to be in a band.
Benji had definitely been called a freak. I mean, I've been called a freak, too, but he's definitely more freakier than I am.
Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst.
"Were always thrown in with punk bands & labeled as punk music, & we take that as a huge compliment because we love punk music. But when I talk about punk, I think of a band like Rancid. We never call ourselves punk, but if kids think were punk, & if thats what we are to them, then were punk, & if a 21-year-old thinks were rock, then were rock to him, I mean, we never really pay attention to that kind of stuff." -Joel.
Benji thinks fate will one day bring him and Britney Spears together...he seriously does!
I would never sign to a label called Death Row.
Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you start a band?
We got the shit and piss kicked out of us..one day I got beaten so badly, I laid in a puddle of my own piss and blood and urine...which is the same thing I guess...I wanna apologize to Australia for the words I just used.
Let me finish singing this song about how poor I was, and thenI'll get back to you! ***He was talking on his cell phone which rang during a set****
Go back to the circus, FREAK!
I put on pretty good sock puppet shows and I can mime.
I don't smile.
You can call him Benjamin. Thats what momma calls him.
"?Did you guys make it big yet?''You guys rock stars yet?' Every day, we'd get prank phone calls at our house. They would call and be, like, 'Yeah, we're Atlantic Records and we wanna sign you guys.' My mom would call me--'Joel! Joel! Atlantic Records called! Get home, they want you to call them back!' Then I knew who it was, and I was just, like, man--* Joel shakes his head.*Those types of things hurt,* he says. *It's funny now, but back then it sucked." -Joel
"Yeah, and your teeth are clenched together, and you are like, 'It's cool, man. I'm fine.'" - Joel (on getting painful tattoos)
"I love all women!" - Joel
"Ohhh, the scalp massage. It's good. it's a good five minutes on the crown area. It's great." - Joel
"I got kicked out of class so much and it wasn't fair because I was just talking. In class, if there was a pretty girl, I would just try to talk [to her] all the time. I like to talk, especially to girls. And I got kicked out of class all the time. The teacher would be like "All right, stop," and I'd be like "okay," and keep talking. Then I'd try to impress her and it wouldn't really work. I'd get kicked out for trying to be funny, like they'd call me up to read and I'd read the wrong thing. I didn't take high school very seriously." - Joel
"Benji's the evil twin." - Joel
"One time I wanted to ask this girl to a dance, it was homecoming or something. I was too nervous because I get a little shy sometimes. Benj is definitely outspoken and I was like 'Call her and say you're me,' cause we sound alike. He called and aksed her to the dance for me. She said no [laughs]." - Joel
"We're just like Ying and Yang, me and him, like night and day sometimes." - Joel (on Benji)
In 10th grade I kissed your girlfriend. But dont worry, I didnt like it. She used too much tongue. Joel, to Benji.
Joel: *doesn't know he's on camera* dude, shut up!
Joel: Could it be any more obvious that he was reading from a cue card? He's like this the whole time *looks back and forth from cue card to camera and mocks benji* "uh..recently.."
"It's supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be. Above anything that happens, we want kids who come see us for that hour to totally forget about high school, to totally forget about everything, to just have an awesome time." -Joel
"He's like a little brother to us all. We like to pick on him, all of us, you know, like brothers do." -Joel on Billy
"If I were in that pit, I'd be making out with every one of you!" - Joel
"This one's for all you emo and skater kids, we know your sensitive" ( about motivation Procolomation ) -Joel
"This is a really intimate gathering...(pause, something flys up on stage)...So intimate in fact, that someone just threw their bra up on stage!" - Joel
"Hold up, we were just singing this song about how poor we were when his cell phone rings!" - Joel
"I gotta go brush my teeth!" - Joel
"We got Paul over here sportin' the Ravens. And we got Billy over here rockin' 'Nightmare Before Christmas.'" - Joel
"I would have sex with Britney and makeout with Christina, cause you know she's gonna have drama the next day." - Joel
"I'm feeling this crowd so much, I think I'm going to stand in it." - Joel
"The shit really hit the fan!" - Joel
"We really brought down the house tonight!" - Joel
"I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated." - Joel *LOL I love this quote*
Joel: We represent Waldorf.. Well I know Charlotte Hall.. Trinity Church Road.. Yeah we love Waldorf..
Joel: Paul is 21. He's growing up.
Joel: "Those people who shun us just because of the label we're on, or the fact that we've got a video out there that's getting us somewhere are only limiting themselves, because they aren't keeping an open mind. Besides, no band has ever given us shit for our career path. It's mostly just jaded punkers. And if that's the way they're gonna be, I'd rather have someone who doesn't know a thing about punk coming to our shows, 'cause they're the one who like it for what it is, not what it (isn't)."
"Mm Tiky Tiky, Kickass!"~Joel
*"Waldorf is a helluva town."~Joel
"she bit me! she walked up and bit me! sick! Michele wipe this off!"~Joel
Im feeling those lighters yall-Joel
"We want kids to come to our shows and forget about everything, whatever their problems are, we want them to be focused on the energy, have a good time, and then go back to their normal life tomorrow~~~~Joel
"Kiss Kiss....*makes two kissing noises*"~Joel
"I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don't even know, we just push on and tour and make music and do whatever." -Joel
"We're all music fans and we just love being in a band, and that's why we do it." -Joel
"I think Benj is a little bit more outgoing and in your face. Im a little bit more reserved and quiet and conservative in some ways. Benj is wild, you never know what to except out of him. Hes out of control sometimes, and thats the way he is and I love him for it. I wouldnt change one thing about him. Were just like Ying and Yang, me and him, like night and day sometimes. Hes really outspoken and he says what he thinks right away. He's got strong opinions and hes very hard core about being um hes not straight-edged, like he doesnt call himself straight-edged but he is just very extreme. Whatever he does is extreme and Im not quite as much like that. " -Joel, describing how him and Benji are different.
"I think the terrorists are just idiots."
PAUL QOUTES
Billy drives like an old grandma.
Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead?
St. Paul is NOT gay! He's very, very straight.
(when asked about Cash) He's a...umm....a pit bull?
(after a fan hands him a light up ring) JOEL!!! LOOKIE!! *pushes ring into Joel's face and watchs it light up* ITS SO PURTY!!! **Nobody knows if this one is Paul or Benji....so...anybody know?***
I dropped an anvil on Benji.
(punkbands.com asked: if you couldn't be in a band what would you do?) I would be a farmer.
Come on guys, sing! I know you know the words! Sing with me!! I forget them!!
Don't got it wrong, we all hate their dad.
Its ok, no one's as much of a psycho as I am.
My dream is to go home and just stay there.
People always ask me for a "Paul Hug"...what the HECK is that?
I was a fat dork.
I was like, a theatre drama club, thespian dork!
Mainstream Catherine: Paul, You have lovely nail polish on too!
Paul: (In a gay voice) Oh Stop!
"Watchout I might have rabies" -Paul
Paul: You're what? SSS...ss...sss...sorry?
"Oops I did it again!"- PauL
"make a wish...but don't tell us...(make wish)...sorry still no boxers!"~Paul
"I never was your favorite! you never wanted my boxers!"~Paul
"You like those tall, tan, blonde boys"~Paul
*"sum girl: Can you sign this? *hands him picture*
PAUL: Sure! *signs it and hands it back*
girl: Spank you
PAUL: *shocked* WHAT was that?
girl: Uh...thank you...*blushes*"
*"sum girl: Can i have a hug? *Paul bear hugs her and dips her* AAAHH you're gunna drop me! *paul looks shocked*
PAUL: Me? Drop? uhuh don't think so...*smiles*
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Billy Qoutes
(when asked who spends the most time on his hair) Joel...well, no Joel cares the most about his hair but it takes Benji the longest when he does it.
(when asked who sleeps the most) Benji always claims of being an insomniac, but I swear as soon as we go on the van, he's like dead asleep.
I'm scared of cops.
I murdered Paul's entire family.
Benji likes to match his hair with his underwear and we caught him in a pink thong once. We videotaped it.
No, my name is Billina!
Do you know how much stuff it takes to make my hair stand up?!
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It doesnt really matter. Like, sometimes I'm in a crunchy mood, sometimes a creamy mood..ya know?
I CAN JUGGLE.
And now, I'm going to go to the bathroom. And no, you can't follow me in there!
I know how much of a pain dragging your guitar around is.
One day we can walk hand in hand down the road to a rainbow, all happy.
(About a nightmare before christmas hat)Thats some good shit...I MEAN STUFF.
I'm not famous, you're just all crazy.
Our fans are the best!
Homemade shirts are the best!
"It's about being down, being the underdog." - Billy (on "Motivation Proclamation")
"We were all definitely not your sports or jock type of kids, and it's ['Little Things'] just about our personal experiences in high school" -Billy
There will be no ass signing tonight. im sorry for the inconvenience - Billy*
I was good right?-Billy
"C'mon we hafta move cuz security here SUCKS! *Glares at security guard* *Guard laughs*"~Billy
"People keep saying i look like Daniel Johns with this hair style...."~Billy
"*gets handed an "I AM LOVED PIN"* Oh I'm loved? *smiles* why thank you!"~Billy
*sum girl: You inspired me to take up guitar
Billy: Really? Wow cool
sum girl: Yea, and you inspired me to take up air guitar
Billy: *laughs*
"We spend a majority of the show after the playing just walking around the crowd and meeting kids. Kids are like 'Why do you do this?' And we all say, 'Well, if it wasn't for you guys, we'd be nothing.' It's like it makes sense to us just to hang out cuz we like to." - Billy
"I dont really think there is such a thing as a band selling out." - Billy
"I like to hang outside and meet new friends, otherwise I'd be in the dressing room right now all bored and stuff."
"Hey, guys. You ready for some rock and roll?"
"You don't want to go near the inside of that, our van stinks!"
GROUP QOUTES
(introducing Seasons)
Joel: yeah, usually we'd say that this song is a make out song, but our mom's here tonight.
Benji: Yeah mom, we make out, sorry.
Joel: But, how do you think we got here?
Benji: Yeah, that's right! Kids, when you go home to your moms tonight, thank them for having sex so you could be born.
Joel: Thank you mom!
Benji: What do you think, guys? Will kids get over pop music? boybands? pop divas?
Joel: Will there be Anarchy?
Benji: Tune in next week.
Joel: Whats with the pole?
Benji: I'm gonna have fun with the pole later.
some guy: I LOVE YOU!
Joel: We love you too.
Benji: We'll give you our room number later.
Joel: I just enrolled here at Penn State. I'm majoring in anatomy. I'm gonna need some study partners for after the show..
Benji: Shut up Joel. Everyone say "shut up Joel"
CROWD: Shut up, Joel!
Joel: Man, I feel like I'm at home.
Benji: If someone falls down, you pick them up.
Joel: There are no rules, but if you disrespect the ladies, you get jacked.
Benji: I go to take a drink of my, uh, apple juice, and, uh, and as I'm, you know...drinking it, I realize everyone's laughing and it's...it's kinda warm.
Joel: And it's not so satisfying.
Benji: I drank PISS!!
Joel: Thats right! He drank urine! Pee-pee water! Fluid waste! He drank it!
Benji: I am an idiot, ladies and gentlemen.
Joel: I got all the 'hey's'.
Benji: I got all the hoes.
Interview: If you could be any barbie doll, what would you be?
Benji: MALIBU STACEY! MALIBU STACY! I would be Malibu Stacey! She has a cool car
Billy: I would be Ken so I could be getting up on Barbie all day
Benji: I would be the barbie with the interchangeable boobs
Interview: Do you play pranks on eachother?
Benji: One time we dropped a boulder on Billy's head
Paul: I dropped an anvil on Benji
Joel: I killed Paul's whole family
Benji: I put rat poison in Billy's food one time
Billy: I murdered Paul's entire family
Paul: I'm still getting over it but you know it's alright, it was funny though
Benji: One time I ripped off all of Billy's toenails
Billy: And he ate them!
Paul: Alright, lets move onto the next question!!
Paul: What is the craziest thing a fan has done to meet you?
Benji: Uh, Cut their toes off and send them to me.
Joel: How erotic.
Billy (ghetto voice): We're gonna take it to another level. You know what I'm sayin'?
Joel: You thought you knew me?
Billy: "You don't even kno'. You don't even kno'.
Joel: "Welcome back to All Things Rock. I'm Joel and this is Benji, my brother.
Benji: "I hate you."
Joel: "And we are the hosts of the best hour on MTV.
Both: "Ever."
Benji: "All right...we're so funny.."
Joel: "Before we play this next video...Benj, shut up right now. You get to read, just hold on."
Benji: "Kelly Osbourne loves this band. She was telling me when we were hanging out."
Joel: "Shut up, you weren't hanging out."
Joel: "I hope they play at my wedding."
Benji: "They won't Joel, you'll never get married."
Benji: The Rock, Joel's favorite wrestler, Joel's got a life size picture of him on his wall. Wait, it's on your ceiling isn't it?
Joel: Shut-up Benji...just shut-up...
Benji: Joel needed some anatomy lessons.
Joel: That's right.
Benji: He was all twisted up...couldn't figure some things out.
Joel: That's right.
Joel: heyyy, I can't think of a better place to be than hanging out on a college campus listening to tunes and watcing rock vid-
Benji: Tunes?!
Joel: Yeah, you know, like songs from Default..
Benji: We never use the word tunes! Rule number 4.
Joel: ..ok..
Benji: Joel gets intimidated easily.
Joel: That's right.
Benji: Joel fell off stage. He tripped.
Joel: ..this is the new vid--
Benji: It's his new most embarrassing moment..ever.
Joel: Shut up...no, you are my most embarrassing moment ever.
Benji: *in valley girl voice* The last video of the night comes from the White Stripes and I think it's rally good!
Joel: Cool...umm *laughs* yeah..
Benji: You like em too? We listen to it when we drive. It's rally good.
Joel: Welcome to All Things Rock, I'm Joel.
Benji: And I'm Benji.
Joel: Yeah..unfortunately...
Joel: Well you can go to mtv.com, you can go to the message board there..
Benji: Don't forget to do that.
Joel: OR you could go to Good Charlotte.com, there's a message board there too!
Benji: Hey GC kids. *waves*
Benji: *talking about MTV's Campus Invasion Tour* Ahh the memories, it seems like it was only last week.
Joel: ..It was only last week..
Benji: I know, you're not supposed to say that. That was the whole point of the joke.
Joel: Go to mtv.com and tell us what you think of the show.
Benji: And what you think of Joel, and if he should really be on this show.
Joel: That's right .
Joel: Every band dreams of that...I know our band does; we don't have a platinum record!
Benji: We've got platinum teeth man, sup wit that?!
Benji: I like dark videos, I got Frankenstein on my shirt.
Joel: *confused look because Benji is random*
Benji: I started buying records kinda late. I got Nirvana's "Nevermind", Rancid's first record, Joel got MC Hammer...
Joel: *shrugs* Can't lie.
Joel: I really love Dashboard, if you don't have the cd you should really check it out.
Benji: Joel listens to it and just cries, and sobs...tears of heartbreak.
Joel: We're in a band called Good Charlotte
Benji: Yes. Joel likes to mention this every time.
Joel: *acts stupid to distract Benji*
Benji: Dude, get serious. We're gonna get fired.
Benji: Heyyy, welcome back to All Things Rock, we're from the band Good Charlotte. There Joel, I said it!
Joel: Thank you.
Joel: I think if they had a California music award for show hosts, we'd win.
Benji: True! I think so too. We're really good. Well let's check out the video, and while the video is playing we can talk about how good we are amongst ourselves.
Benji: *reading a post* We also agree that Benji is the best host.
Joel: *actually believes it says that and looks at paper*
Joel: Matt filled in for him last year when he got injured in a mugging.
Benji: A mugging?!
Joel: Yes, a mugging.
Benji:...I don't know anything about it...
Joel: Go to the MTV All Things Rock message board.
Benji: And tell me how great I am!
Joel: Welcome back to All Things Rock. I'm Joel and this is Benji.
Benji: Yes, I am Benji...but I am also the giver of information!
Benji: Welcome back to the best show on MTV, and we are the best hosts!
Joel: You're very confident...
Benji: Yes! I am the best.
Joel: Hey, you're watching All Things Rock and I'm one half of your hosts, Joel.
Benji: Yes, and I am the better half, Benji.
Benji: We are back!
Joel: Back.
Benji: Back.
Joel: Back.
Joel: What do you think Benj? *referring to a post*
Benji: ahh, shut up kid!
Benji: You know, personally, I haven't had any problems with being married and being on tour.
Joel: You're not married.
Benji: ...oh
Joel: You never will be married.
Joel and Benj - "I need a Hot Girl to represent this Hot Boy here"
Joel:"For all those people who thought they were having cybersex with Benji online they were wrong, its not Benji you're having cyber sex with."
Benji:"Yeah I'm too shy anyway." (and has a huge grin on his face to say that he actually was having cyber with people online)
Benji: What's up to sum 41 too, cause those are our boys.
Benji: Hey sum 41 whats up?
Joel: My last name is sex... S-E-X ...sex
Benji: My last name is rock n' roll...actually my last name is scum **(get it benji scum, say it fast, dont say it really slow)**
Paul: "St. Paul is not gay!! He's very, very straight."
Aaron: "Ok, buddy, whatever you want to believe."
Paul: "You're really starting to hurt my feelings."
Benji: "One time I ripped all of Billys toenails off."
Billy: "And he ate them!"
Benji: "One time I ripped Joels nipples off! One time I pierced Pauls butt cheeks together."
Mainstream Christine: Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a Boy Band?
Benji: Umm.After you shot me in the head.
Paul: No, she said would you ever consider actually becoming a boy band?
Joel: But we are a boy band.
Mainstream Catherine: No, like the Backstreet Boys.
Benji: Have we ever murdered a boy band? YES! There was a band called P-Town, and we shot them!
Mainstream Christine: Would you ever switch your instruments to become one of them like N* Sync, Would you ever want to be one of them?
Benji: NO!
Mainstream Catherine: For better ratings.Justin theory..
Benji: Would you want us to?
(ALL) No!
Benji: I would rather, take dry wall screws and nail them into my toes.
***PunkBands.com Interview with Billy and Paul***
PB: Do have anyone who is OBSESSED with you? Like hardcore obsessed.
Billy: There are a few kids who will drive really far distances to come to a show.
Paul: Which is really cool.
Billy: We don't have any really scary situations.
PB: You have someone, just tell us. We don't care. Just say it. *Laugh*
Paul: Actually there is this one guy he's got a pink spot in his hair. He's annoying and he's got this twin. They look exactly the same.
PB: Is this boy's name Benji by any chance?
Billy: That is his name. Ya we can never lose that kid.
PB: Ok do you have any girls that like love you.
Billy: Maybe.
PB: Just tell us, stop stalling.
Billy: We were in Florida and for some reason these two girls calls Paul's cell phone and say that they're on their way to Florida and evidently they talked to our manager and they were from Seattle and evidently they were stopping in every place we played across the United States. On their way to Florida and they were 16 and they ran away from home and they got pulled over and arrested because they ran away from home.
Paul: I had to change my cell phone number. I think it's posted somewhere though.
PB: Do you think that A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell is homosexual?
Billy: Naw, on the show he was getting Jessie Spano, so he was alright.
PB: What are bad things you guys have done?
Billy: I'm a goody goody. I never do bad things.
Paul: Should I just pick one?
Billy: Benji likes to match his hair with his underwear and we caught him in a pink thong once. We videotaped it.
PB: For real?
Billy: Yea, the video will never get out but the story is out now.
PB: Do people throw things at you on stage?
Billy: I got hit in the head with a football once.
PB: That's so stupid.
Billy: It's cool man.
PB: Yea, what was the last show you were at?
Billy: NSync. Nsync.
Paul: BBMak.
PB: Where are you from?
Billy: Washington D.C.
PB: You like it there?
Billy: Ya. It's cool.
PB: What's one place you'd tell someone to go if they visited there? Not the cheesy monuments and stuff.
Bily: I'd tell them to go to Jinx Proof, a tattoo shop. It's probably the greatest tattoo place on the East Coast.
Paul: And the record shop beside it.
PB: How many tatoos do you have?
Paul: 2
Billy: 7. I like these stars. There are five, one for each person in the band.
Paul: We all have a GC tatoo. After we got our record deal we went out and got it to celebrate.
PB: If you couldn't be in a band what would you do?
Paul: I'd be a farmer.
Billy: I'd draw comic books.
PB: Tell us a childhood story.
Paul: My brother used to torment me when I was little. I used to be chubby and he would just call me chubbs until I started to cry. (Benji comes by)
PB: Ok I heard something about you and you tell me whether it's true or not. My friend said that Jordan from New Found Glory told her that you aren't really punk rock and that when you're not on tour you totally change into this like preppy kid. *Laugh*
Paul: That's so funny.
Benji: He's just mad because when I stayed at his house and his mom was saying goodnight to us and she leaned to give us goodnight kisses her boob popped out. I look the same always. Jordan was just mad cause I was laughing so hard all night. Big nipples run in the family........
**The end of the interview**
Joel: "O edgefest 2 how i love thee..."
Benji: "... with your poo poo and your pee pee..."
Benji: -puts on santa hat- "Guess who I am?"
Joel: "Ghetto Santa Claus?"
Benji: "No.. Joelyclaus!!!"
Joel: "Benji you gotta work on your material!"
Interview? to Benji and Joel...: it seems you guys have a lot of hostility towards your Dad, Now that you guys are famous, Has your dad tried to make contact with you?
Benji: No, we killed him!
Paul: Dont get it wrong, We all hate their dad.
Joel: He fell off a roof, and now hes dead.
Benji: He got hit by a truck yesterday and now hes dead.
Joel: We were at our friend Tim's [Armstrong] house having dinner...
Benji: Oh you picked that up Joel.
Joel: No...
Benji: You just dropped a name.
Joel: Yeah, I mean, touring in a van is hard but...
Benji: It's hard.
Joel: We'll earn our way to a bus one day.
Benji: One day.
Joel: One day we'll be in a bus but right now we're in a van.
Benji: But like, I mean, Graeme, youre a good guy. Thats why we're friends and what people dont realize is as you're an entertainer, Im an entertainer, like any given day someone meets you
Joel: Theres Benj! This is, uh, radio bliss, (imitating Benji in grand voice) Youre an entertainer! Im an entertainer! The world! The world!
Benji: Hold on, you can make fun of me when Im done making my point. (thats funny)
Benji: I have what you want.
Joel: You wish!
(hey, he has what i want)
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